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> Lovely Gerard Way Quotes

1.Gerard: I lost my virginity a long time ago, I think I liked it Interviewer: umm.. yea that wasn't the question Gerard: Oh I know, I forgot the question and made up my own.

2. So many people treat you like you’re a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

3. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn’t talk obviously... You know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute... HA! I looked hot as a chick!

4. Oh yeah. People think we’re fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we’re all rich vampires!

5. Actually, I might party a bit. I haven’t partied in a long time... But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy. We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.

6. Welcome to the new church! Can I get an ‘Amen’?

7. Yeah, man, I agree... At the beginning of the film, I look like Jabba the Hutt, and then by the end of the film, there are all these shots of us and we all look like skeletons.

8. It’s a ..ary that captures the rise and occasional stumbling of this band. It’s really crazy, we had forgotten about a lot of the stuff that happens in the film. Like backstage stuff and concert footage. Basically, it tells the story of one really crazy year in this band’s life.

9. We might stop with ‘Ghost.’ We could easily put out another video - we’ve talked about a whole bunch of possible songs to make videos for - but we want to focus on doing some touring, and making a new record as soon as possible... So maybe we don’t need to make another video. But I’ve always wanted to do a video for ‘You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison,’ so, really, who knows?

10. It looked like an X-Wing [from ‘Star Wars’] and it came in just one color, which was ‘metal’ colored. It was awesome, though. I spent $700 on it, and I know people now who have rims that cost more than that. I had friends that all bought new cars and they were always breaking down on them. But mine lasted. Only thing was it couldn’t really go up hills.

11. We’ve always wanted to give something back to our fans, and to play the kind of shows we know they want to see, ... And we really think this tour is exactly that.

12. The transition from support act to headliner is an exciting change, as this will be the first time fans get to spend a proper night with us. Our set will be longer with fans hearing songs they’ve never seen live before and experience production, which we’ve never had. We can’t wait!

13. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive.

14. Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don’t accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfuckerr, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK YOU!

15. If for one minute you think you’re better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn’t know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.

16. I’m not psycho...I just like psychotic things.

17. Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I’m a fuckin’ princess!

18. I’m the master of the wicked!

19. If you don’t go to highschool you will definitely go to jail.

20. I’d rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

21. Are you on our side and you want to be diffrent or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?

22. It’s like the drag fairy coming and saying ‘What would you like to do?’ Um, yeah karate.

23. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!

24. There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that... But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope.

25. When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it’s going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.

26. The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he’s probably bored as hell.

27. Ray- What is a large group of moose? Mooses?
Mikey- No way! It’s Meesi.
Gerard- F*ck off! It’s Meese.

28. Well, I’m half Italian, so last year on warped tour I got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.

29. I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building.

30. We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!

31. That’s what happens when you’re all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There’s a duality to each band member too. There’s a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There’s psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we’re probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!

32. When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism.

33. Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there’s just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you...

34. When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it’s different.
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35. The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it’s a waste of time.

36. It takes a while to tell stories, I think it’s because I was drunk for three years.

37. It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?

38. I’m never able to forget the really bad stuff I went through!

39. I said to myself, 'Man, I'm so tired of hearing songs about peoples' ex-girlfriends. It's really nauseating. And the whole me, me, me aspect of it was just like (overdone).

40. So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?

41. What we are going to do is, we are going to turn on these house lights as bright as we can get 'em so we can look at all of you.

42. Alright! What I want you to do for me right now is take and snap your fingers, put 'em up in the air and now like this, now just like this.

43. The concept came from Marc, um, there was a very early idea that the band had come up with we were going to do it all at a pep, a pep rally in a high school and like we thought like it had been done quite a bit. The Marc came up with this really good idea, do a video that was for a fake movie.

44. This song was vote number one, Summer Jam, of all fucking time.

45. There was an Irvine Welsh novel, he's the guy who wrote " Train Spotting." The first page says like " Four Tails Of Chemical Romance " it's a short story collection and he said (( Points to Mikey )) If you put " My " in front of that would be really cool. That was before there was even a band.

46. We've been touring straight until we made the record for about 2 years and then we really didn't go home after we made that record and then we started touring again. So we toured for overall 2 ½ years.

47. Were extremely like, aggressive live crazy and stuff. Like we also have, have like you know like we have a very positive things to say and uh, on the record there's alot of hope on the record and um, that's kinda something we like to project.

48. I was really good in Science too.

49. Of course you have to pee!

50. Frank: So what are we doing today? Gerard: We only have one more thing to do. Mikey has to do... Frank: Really? Gerard:... I looked at the shots Mikey has one more thing to do when we puts the thing in the... Frank: Okay Gerard:...Uh, P.A. or whatever Frank: Right on Gerard: And we do that walk scene in the hallway with the crochet mallets.

51. We only slept 2 hours last night so were starting to get a little worn out.

52. He's used to being in lockers.

53. They have protective gear which we don't. There's no protective gear in crochet.

54. The last shot was like, so powerful, like, we're running at each other Brave Heart style, like we run at each other in a line and uh, it's just awsome. I can't wait to see the finished product, it's going to be great.

55. Gerard: " I am the master of the wicked"?

56. Were uh, trying to figure out how to play crochet by ourselves. I really don't know how.. I think Frank kinda knows.

57. Well basically, it's going to look like were actually in a really cool place, but when it pulls out like your going to realize that we just built it ourselves and were in a garage.

58. We can duct tape my knee, I don't care.

59. Frank: This is our finished video, we just did it, it's done. Ray: I hope you all enjoy it, we are all tired and it's been a long day. Frank: I want to go to bed now. Gerard: I want to jump in the pool ^_^ Frank: Alright uh, I hope, I hope you like it. They're going to play it right now I think.

60. A coffin is a very deceiving thing. At first you feel like it's aw.. This is nothing, I mean, It doesn't have a body in it it's nothing, you know? But then all the sudden, out of no where, it feels like your holding like, a coffee table by yourself. I think certain people let go at certain times.

61. I wanna watch the playback to know what I'm doing right or wrong.

62. I'm like a playback junkie, Like, whenever we make new videos I always watch what we just did over and over again.

63. If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.

64. Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone.

65. There's such a lack of sex in music

66. I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular.

67. When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.

68. Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too.

69. Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all.

70. Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?

71. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

72. Beach Balls at festivals, are the work of the devil!

73. Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with stick like models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true.

74. If you're ever in a dark place, don't resort to violence. Talk to someone; whether it be a therapist, teacher, parent, or just someone you can trust. We all have our dark places and it's important that you get help.

75. Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.

76. Just cause you're bigger than me, just cause you're smarter than me, does not mean.. no way, no how.. I'm sucking you off.. for any amount of money!

77. I know something that you don't, and that is that I'm not wearing any underwear. We're gonna get sexy for a minute.

78. This song is about having a dream... it's about having a dream... and waking up and realising.. that dream is dead.

79. Gerard: I always wanted to be in musicals. Frank: Everyones laughing at you. Gerard: Yeah I know

80. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.

81. I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.

82. Hey listen up, all you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME!

83. I am such a jacket slut.

84. Motherfuckers I've got a filthy mouth, you don't know where it has been!

85. This song is about a time I took a ride in a guy's IROC and got totally fucking pregnant!

86. As soon as I go into Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognized and I want free coffee.

87. Fan: "I LOVE MIKEY!" Gerard: "I love Mikey, too."

88. One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn’t even funny.. But then it was funny.

89. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. do you think north Korea would like some. kill 'em with deliciousness!!

90. Oh, look, you've caught me. Hi, I'm Gerard and I'm drinking my water... being an asshole.

91. Bert "I love your mom" Gerard "That sounds wrong"

92. It's for the hamster I'm going to buy! It's sooo perfect!!

93. I still have yet to think about children. You know? Um..I just turned 30, and I like getting older, I feel like you learn more. So..yeah I still have yet to really think about children. I guess I never saw it, I guess I had a certain kind of attitude when we started the band and children didn't really fall into that. I did'nt see a lot of hope when we started the band but now I see a ton of it! So.. I guess I'll have to re-visit that topic...

94. Mikey: New pants Frank? Frank: yeah...new tight pants! *laughs and thrusts his crotch at the camera* Gerard: *stands infront of Frank and the camera, grabbing his crotch* Yeah Bitch, look at that! Frank: *Grabs Gerard's crotch from behind* Gerard: H'oh God...*runs* Mikey and Frank: *laugh...hard*

95. It's like two bitches fighting over a hairdryer

96. Back then when you were sad you'd sit on the floor and do stomach crunches even though you were fat and ugly and no one would ever love you, and you'd ignore the gouges over your heart because it made you feel better to do something productive. Except you weren't doing it to be productive, you were doing it for the pain in your stomach the next day that made you feel like you'd had sex for two hours, and reminded you that you had gouges over your heart and no one would ever fuck you.

97. If people ever give you shit for being different, I want you to go up to them and tell them exactly who the fuck you are. We don't want you to change.

98. I accidentally smashed my face wide open,my teeth were rammed through my lip,there was blood everywhere and i was holding a rag filled with ice to my face. I came off stage and someone asked me to take. I was like "Are you out of your fucking mind!!!!"

99. Well...he would shave off his eyebrows...and his hair...and he would...hijack a car...and hold a bunch of people hostage....yup...that's what i would like to see him do. Jesse McCartney.

100. This is about analsex.... And gay

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